timelordofdinosaurs:

katiecammm:

AU: Harry Potter as a psychological horror film. While on a summer camping trip, Harry and his friends are stalked by unseen killers in the night. One by one, his friends turn up brutally murdered. As the body count heightens, so does the paranoia. Is the killer among them?

KATIE, THIS SOUNDS SO COOL.

You know what it really sounds like, Lauren?

HARRY POTTER MAFIA.

flatbarnacle:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING